Monday, August 21, 2006

I ate a pickle because I'm emo

Well today it's 'I ate a pickle because the voices told me to', but what the hey, either one's pretty good :P.
This is a rather amusing fwd I received on bebo, just thought I'd post it here ;).
(NB: I do not necessarily approve of all outcomes, I was simply amused by some of them and decided not to edit this - except for some spelling/punctuation mistakes etc.)

Month you were born in:
January - I married
Febuary - I danced with
March - I love
April - I stole from
May - I bitch smacked
June - I kissed
July - I killed
August - I lied to
September - I choked
October - I played with
November - I watched
December - I ate

Day (Number) you were born on:
1 - a spork
2 - myself
3 - my friends pants
4 - a football player
5 - a hobo
6 - p diddy
7 - a llama
8 - my dog
9 - my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
10 - your mom
11 - a ruler
12 - an ipod
13 - my neighbor
14 - a sandwich
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - bigfoot
18 - a spoon
19 - a monkey
20 - a squirrel
21 - a ninja
22 - a fireman
23 - a noodle
24 - a gangster
25 - 1000 people
26 - a hockey player
27 - an alien
28 - a mexican
29 - my science teacher
30 - my true love
31 - my uncle

Colour of your shirt:
White - because I keep it gangsta
Black - because he took my taco
Pink - because I'm in love
Red - because the voices told me to
Blue - because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green - because I hate myself
Purple - because I can
Gray - because thats how I roll
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because I hate my family
Maroon - because I was drunk
Teal - cuz it was illegal
Brown - because I'm emo
Caramel - cuz Charlie told me too
Striped - cuz your mom said soblack
Pink - because I am kool like that
Other - because I was high
None - cuz I'm to kool for tv

And here are a few results my friends had and messaged me with:

Justin - I lied to a Mexican because he took my taco
Graham - I killed a pickle because I keep it gangsta
Carol - I lied to a ninja because I can

4 comments:

ski said...

I lied to my science teacher because I keep it gangsta and because I hate myself

Hazelnut said...

Lol, nice.

Tash said...

I kissed an iPod because I keep it gangsta

Hazelnut said...

lol, you get some rather strange things out of this...