Go to Google.com and do a search. Type in your first name and the word "needs" after it. Then copy (the primary answer) and paste the top ten things Google says you "need".
- Hazel needs a home
No home :(
- Hazel needs help
Well, that much is obvious.
- Hazel needs a car
Indeedy do, in fact Hazel needs driving lessons too.
- Hazel needs beta testers
- Hazel needs to have a talk with the powers that be before playing an outdoor show when it's raining
That makes sense
- Hazel needs full sun to partial shade
Witch Hazel, that is... I prefer partial shade to full sun. Sun is good in small doses.
- Hazel needs your help to get out of her situation
Which situation might this be? There are many.
- Hazel needs to clean up her computer's crap
- Hazel needs company
[I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me]
- Hazel needs a lot of exercise not only physically but mentally
Lol, this is followed by "She knows some basic commands and enjoys working for her owner"